Archive for March, 2009

Prepositions Rule

Monday, March 30th, 2009

The sainted Dr. Buls said whole sermons can be written on Greek prepositions.  In Lutheran elementary school I was required in 6th grade to memorize the following poem.

 

Until by into after from
Across against with toward on
Among along around of to
Beside beyond below at through

Upon in for beneath between
Behind before without within
Up over under down about
Since underneath except throughout

 

Now through the “magic” of internet, I learn that this poem was written by a Lutheran elementary teacher named Mr. Greutzmacher who taught at Elm Grove Lutheran School.  Another verse has sense been added which reads as follows:

 

Like during on account of as
Because of above according to near
In addition to by means of aside from aboard
Out of instead of in place of past

 

Given the fact that many elementary school children don’t memorize multiplication tables, I don’t think there will be a resurgence of this poem.  However, prepositions still rule.

 

While watching the recent movie Reservation Road, as usual I had the closed captioning on. The actor speaks the line, “I hated my mom crying all the time.”  The closed caption reads, “I hated my mom for crying all the time.”  In the former, the character is expressing pity for his mother.  In the later, he is explaining why he hates his mother.  I think this is a critical point in the movie.

 

I don’t know is if the actor or the closed captioning people blew it.  I also don’t know if ‘for’ is a preposition in this sentence, so much for my memorizing that poem.  My wife tells me it can’t be because “crying all the time” isn’t a person, place, or thing and prepositions need nouns. It probably is a conjunction, but I didn’t want to title this “Conjunctions Rule.”

 

If any English majors try to post a comment about this, to use a phrase Churchill never said supposedly in response to someone critical of him ending sentences with prepositions, “”This is the kind of tedious [sometimes "pedantic"] nonsense up with which I will not put!”

In Quest of Truth and Beauty

Monday, March 23rd, 2009

What is noteworthy to me about the Shrek movies is the princess who could chose to be beautiful some of the time choosing to be an ogre all of the time.  This strikes me as nobler then the King Arthur legend I will now relate. (more…)

Don’t Even Bother to ask Your Doctor

Monday, March 16th, 2009

Since the late 1990s prescription drug use has grown exponentially.  In large part this has been due to the “ask your doctor if _____ is right for you” ad campaign.  Doctors are hard pressed when you say, “I have these symptoms, and this drug says it treats them all.” (more…)

Private Confessions and Public Movies

Monday, March 9th, 2009

In the movie Sleepers young teens sneak into the priest=s side of the confessional to hear a nice looking woman=s confession.  They are astounded when she acknowledges that they are not the priest but confesses her sins anyway. She unburdens her soul to these naive teens. She, of course, received no absolution from the boys, yet she goes forth from the confessional feeling better for having talked about it. (more…)

The Brotherhood of Sgt. Schultz

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

The CTCR has released it’s response to a 2007 convention mandate “To Provide Further Discussion and Guidance on the Matter of Serial Prayer.”  This goes back to 2004 Res. 3-06A where the convention commended for study Guidelines for Participation in Civic Event “to help pastors, teachers, and church workers make decisions about participation in civic events” (2004 Proceedings, p. 131).

 

Part of what bothered some, a few “Troublers of Israel” and no churchmen for sure, was the Guidelines introduction of the heretofore unknown concept of serial prayer.  We’ll let the Guidelines speak for themselves. (more…)